ⓘ Pick the chip cutout that matches your card. Not sure? Open the guide below.
Not sure which chip you have?
Count the rows of metal contacts on each side of your chip. Still torn? Hold your card next to the screen and compare the shape. No chip on your card? Pick No Chip.
- Made for tap, chip & swipe
- Free US shipping $20+
- Peels off clean
✓ Every skin is cut around the chip, so nothing sits between the chip and the reader.
The question everyone asks
Will my card still work?
It's made to. The skin is cut around the chip, so the metal contacts stay open for the reader.
- Tap to pay at checkout.
- Insert or swipe at the ATM.
- Peel it off clean when you want a new look.
Classic or holo
Pick your finish.
Same design, two looks. Then match the chip.
- Non-hologram: clean, bold print.
- Hologram: rainbow shimmer that shifts in the light.
- Pick the chip cutout that matches your card.
How to apply
On in 4 easy steps
Shut Up and Take My Money Card Skin – Funny Spending Meme
Shut Up and Take My Money Card Skin – Funny Spending Meme
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Shut Up and Take My Money Card Skin – Funny Spending Meme
Your wallet's new catchphrase.
For the shopper who doesn't need convincing. A deadpan stick figure, a stack of cash, and the only words that matter at checkout: "Shut Up and Take My Money."
- Makes every tap at the register a little funnier
- Covers scratches and wear on your card
- Fun gift for online-shopping addicts and sale hunters
Specs
- Material: Thin printed vinyl decal
- Finish: Non-Hologram (clear) or Hologram (sparkle)
- Fits: Standard-size credit, debit, gift and transit cards, 3.37 × 2.13 in (85.6 × 54 mm)
- Chip cutout: Small, Large (about 0.71 × 0.51 in / 1.8 × 1.3 cm), or none for cards without a chip. Not sure? Pick "Not Sure" and we'll email you to confirm before printing.
- Removal: Peels off clean with no sticky residue.
- Made to order: Printed in our own workshop. Card not included.
Card-Safe Design
- Covers the front of the card only. The chip cutout keeps the chip uncovered, and the magnetic stripe and signature panel on the back stay clear.
- Tap-to-pay keeps working.
- Best on cards with the number, name and expiry printed on the back (most new cards). If yours are on the front, keep a way to read them.
- The skin adds a little thickness, so skip machines that pull the card inside (some ATMs and gas pumps).
How to Apply
- Wipe the card clean and let it dry.
- Line up the chip cutout first.
- Smooth the skin from the center out to push out air bubbles.
- Press down the edges. Trim or tuck any edge if needed.
Care Tips
- Keep it away from keys and coins to avoid scratches.
- Peel it off slowly before you replace or cut up the card.
Mix any stickers, card skins and decals.
Printed to order in our own workshop.
No damage, no sticky residue.
STACK YOUR CART
One flat rate.
Free over $20.
One flat rate, however many items.
Business days after it ships. Orders ship in 1–2 days.
Unlocked automatically at checkout.
BUILT TO SURVIVE
Made for daily swipes,
taps and wallets
Precision-cut window keeps the chip, signature panel and card details clear.
Slides in and out of wallets and card slots without peeling at the edges.
Comes off clean when you get a new card. No sticky residue.
NO SQUEEGEE REQUIRED
On in under a minute
Wipe it with a dry cloth so there is no dust or oil.
Match the chip window first, then lay the skin down from that side.
Smooth out to the edges and trim any overhang if needed.
GOOD QUESTIONS
Before you stick it
Will it block my chip or tap-to-pay?
No. The chip window stays open and the vinyl is thin, so chip and tap-to-pay keep working on most cards. Check your bank's terms before applying.
Does it fit my card?
It fits standard-size debit, credit, transit and gift cards. Pick the chip type that matches your card.
Can I take it off later?
Yes. It peels off clean with no sticky residue.
How much is shipping?
US shipping is a flat $4.95 per order. Orders over $20 ship free. Orders ship in 1–2 business days, then US delivery takes 3–5 business days.